I Want To Marry Your Daughter

Father In-Law: Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum; that’s a sign of disrespect

Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke

Father In-Law: You mean you drink and smoke and you are here to seek my daughters hand in marriage?

Man: Sir, I only drink and smoke when I go to the club

Father In-Law: You club too?

Man: I am sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison

Father In-Law: You’ve also been to prison before? Oh my God!

Man: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody

Father In-Law: ” What!!! You are a Killer???

Man: Sir, it happened out of anger; it was a certain man who didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him.

Father In-Law: You are highly welcome my son, you are on the right track and you are absolutely the right man for my daughter!

If you were the father, what will you do?

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