Friday, February 21, 2014

How To Live In A Loving Relationship With Your Wife

I can’t stop laughing. Please laugh with me I beg.

This is the awkward truth about Nigerian husbands.

A group of men gathered at a Church Conference tagged, “How to live in a loving relationship with your wife”. The men were asked, “How many of you love your wife?” All the men raised their hands; they were then asked, “when was the last time you told your wife you love her?” Some men answered “Today” some said “Yesterday” while majority did not remember.

The men were then told to take out their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives;

“I love you sweetheart…”

After confirming they sent it, the men were told to exchange phones so one can can read the other one’s wife’s reply to their message. Here are some of the replies.

  1. Have you impregnated someone again???
  2. That was then not now
  3. You wan borrow money abi?
  4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!!!
  5. Meaning??
  6. Is that a new song???
  7. Am I dreaming???????
  8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!!!
  9. You this man!!! I asked you to stop drinking!!!!!
  10. Abeg na who be dis???
What do these kinds of replies tell of Naija men?

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